WWE Raw 18/04/2011
55We have Cole, Lawler and none other than Jim Ross on commentary...Yes! Let us
see how long it lasts though!
R-Truth comes out to say he is very happy. As after going down a long road he
is in line to become WWE Champion and he will walk out that triple threat match
as the WWE Champion if we like it or not! After saying he will fight anyone,
anywhere, Morrison comes out to congratulate R-Truth before showing footage
from last week taking a rest and drinking water while Cena came out for the gauntlet
match. Morrison goes on talking about R-Truths health and the fact that he
smokes...They talk about smoking. R-Truth ends up putting his PPV spot on the
line against Morrison.
Extreme Rules PPV Match Contendership
R-Truth vs. John Morrison
Throughout the match we have R-Truth trying to make the quick pins before going
to the outside to take a water break playing up with what Morrison has said
about him. Back in the ring, R-Truth continues with the quick pins. After
missing a scissors kick, R-Truth ducks from Morrisons dive from the ropes, but
get pushed down and gets hit with the Starship Pain for the win!
After the match, R-Truth looks unhappy, and as he leaves the ring, he comes back
and pulls Morrison off the top rope while he was celebrating and then goes off
on an attack on Morrison outside the ring. During his attack, he apologises to
Morrison but knock him back down. By now we are getting a "R-Truth sucks!*
chant and this only makes R-Truth worse as he then hits a Zig Zag type move on
Morrison and then asks if anyone has a smoke...After taking and lighting a
cigarette the crowd chant "that's illegal" haha! R-Truth kneels down
by Morrison and blows smoke on him.
Vickie introduces the new and improved Dolph, who only comes out with short
dyed hair...Now all the need to do is change his name!
Evan Bourne vs. Dolph Ziggler (With Vickie Guerrero)
Poor Bourne, for another week he is already in the ring with no entrance and
yet again in a match that not much happened so I shall get to the end. After
going to the top rope and missing his Shooting Star Press and lands on his
feet, which Dolph then hits the Zig Zag for the win.
I do not talk about many video packages, but WWE showed an awesome one of his
Edge, showing great moments of his career, which I thought was cool.
Miz and Riley wearing the new Miz t-shirt. Miz says he had been getting ready
to face Cena and R-Truth but then R-Truth made a bad decision and now he has to
go up against Cena and Morrison in a steel cage! After stating he can lose the
match without being pinned, he asks Riley to bring in a steel chair, where he
will sit and wait until the GM changes the match. Sin Cara's runs down successfully
dives into the ring, but then lame ass Cena comes out and ruins what could have
been a good moment of for Cara! Cole reads out that there will be a tag team
match.
Sin Cara and John Cena vs. The Miz and Alex Riley
As there is no surprise what happens here I shall get to the end. Miz tags in
Riley, Cara tags in Cena and Cena takes down Riley and then Miz off the
apron and then Miz walks away as Riley gets the Attitude Adjustment for a
failed position Springboard Moonsault for the win.
Brie Bella says Eve might not get her rematch, because she might be drafted
next week, which means nothing, as even if she is on Smackdown, the
championship can still be defended!
Nikki Bella (With Brie Bella) vs. Eve Torres
This match was so meh. Eve slips on the corner, turns into a weak kick, and
rolls Nikki up for the win...That is all!
The ring is next decorated for Cole's knighting. After introducing Swagger, who
is carrying a robe the two hug...I guess they have made up...Shame! The robe is
then put on Cole and Swagger begins to read from a scroll, which reads that
Cole will no lnger be known as Mr. WrestleMania...Thank God, but instead...Sir
Michael Cole! Swagger then introduces the imposter Queen Elizabeth, who reads
off a piece of paper, then uses a sword to knight Cole. Then one of the many ridiculous
things happen...Cole gives the imposter a big kiss on the lips! Cole now wants
Lawler and JR in the ring and to kiss his feet! Cole takes off his shoe and
sock and there is some bruising or something on his foot. As Lawler gets in the
ring Swagger jumps him, and locks the ankle lock on JR as Coles foot is in his
face...stupid!
Santino Marella vs. Sheamus
This match was so sad. We have seen Santino looking good over the past few
weeks, but now come to this Raw he is terrible. When Santino sets himself up to
get Sheamus The Cobra, he stumbles and get bro kicked down for the win.
CM Punk vs. Randy Orton
So we are seeing this match again instead of Orton against Nexus...Okay then
and what makes things worse is Punk yet again does not win and there was me
thinking WWE would not have Orton defeating him again! The ending sucked! After
blocking a Go To Sleep, RKO, kicking Orton in the face, then blocking another
Go To Sleep Orton slides out and rolls Punk up for the win...Meh!
After the match Nexus surroounded Orton before they attrack Orton. Mason tries
to take over by pushing McGillicutty and Otunga out the way ready to punt Orton
but Punk stops him saying Orton is his! Mason does not listen so Punk repeats
himself and goes to punt Orton himself, but gets RKO'd and escapes...I was
hoping for a Nexus finish!
What did you think of Raw?




